The petty tyrant

There is a tiny dog at home, who is not only a nice dog  but also a terrible petty tyrant that can release a fury of the double of its size at least. He can be a charming company for those lonely days but he knows when it's time to go for a walk and he waits for a while until he gets desperate and then the beast is released, he starts to bark so loud that it's impossible not to pay attention, his barking are shrill and bothersome, he has become in the petty tyrant.

You can try to ignore him, but that's all, you can only try because sooner or later you will have to go for a walk with him. Maybe you are thinking that when you open the door the problem will have been solved, because he is silent for a moment just when you put the collar and lead, but you're forgetting something, the petty tyrant feels like a boss and wants to lead the walk, so if you don't open the door as quickly as possible, you will be hearing again the imperial barking demanding you to open the door and let him to begin the walking.

There some other moments when he acts like an old grumpy, chiefly when is sleeping and you move him, he is so small that you can take him easily to other side, but if you're not careful and he wakes up you could be bitten. Of course that bite isn't dangerous, it's just a small dog, but that kind of behavior is unacceptable, I mean I'm his owner, I feed him, I shower him, I take him out for a walk, he must be completely respectful about me.